so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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