ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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