I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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