He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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