haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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