You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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