Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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