I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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