im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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