some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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