the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
be right there i have to get my cape
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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