did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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