Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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