what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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