Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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