thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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