Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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