Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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