the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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