He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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