Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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