Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I heard we made out
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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