she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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