He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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