On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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