its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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