i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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