You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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