I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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