and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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