what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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