i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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