How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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