I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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