Don't you send me to vm
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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