I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
