She said her name was "party"
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
His nipple licking is glorious
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