im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
