btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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