I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
