I must be too annoying 4 u.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i out mim tonsoeep
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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