fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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