If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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