it wasn't lemon gatorade
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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