i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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