Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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