Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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