ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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