Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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