like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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