everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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